Bahahaha. So I had to choose this image because, for one, I couldn't stop giggling at the monkey butt (I'm extremely mature for my old age), and two, my kids picked it out. They've been watching Ice Age: Continental Drift over and over (and over...) again, and they've picked up on a darling little phrase: "Kick his monkey BUTT!" Even my two-year-old is now telling people in the grocery store in his angelic little voice: "kick his monkey butt; kick his monkey butt." It's special. My five-year-old tries to say it without getting into trouble by spewing out: "Butt? Butt, but it's in a kid's movie. Butt? Butt? Why is that a potty word? Potty, potty, potty. Butt, butt, butt. Butts go in the the potty." For for my birthday, all I want is for my children to leave their Tourette syndrome at home.
So for today's post, the Valentine crew answered one of the following:
-What they wish for on their next birthday
-What their main character might wish for on their next birthday
-What they will do on their BOOK birthday
. Fun stuff!
-What they wish for on their next birthday
-What their main character might wish for on their next birthday
-What they will do on their BOOK birthday
. Fun stuff!
On my book bday I'm getting the same tattoo Meadow has in The Murder Complex!
-Lindsay Cummings, THE MURDER COMPLEX
My MC would wish for a home. Being a refugee makes life rather bare, so all Meira wants is a place where she can be safe -- and not just any place, but Winter.
- Sara Raasch, SNOW LIKE ASHES
Charley's wish for a perfect birthday? Easy. Hanging out with Thad, in Atlanta, watching a movie and just chilling out--because it would mean they both survived NIL, and found each other in this world.
- Lynne Matson, NIL
On my next birthday, I'm wishing for a case of beer and The Hollow Crown DVD set (for Hiddles reasons.)
- Bethany Hagen, LANDRY PARK
- Jen McConnel, DAUGHTER OF CHAOS
For Alexa's birthday, she would celebrate having made it another year without her secret being discovered, and she'd love to get a new dagger or some more arrows to add to her weapons collection.
- Sara B. Larson, DEFY
My MC would wish for VENGEANCE.
- Kristen Lippert-Martin, TABULA RASA
Cricket would say, "World peace *dies laughing* A wheelchair free night with my hot boyfriend, obviously."
-Bethany Crandell, SUMMER ON THE SHORT BUS
The sequel to PRISONER OF NIGHT AND FOG starts on Gretchen's birthday. I can't say more without giving away too much, but she does NOT get what she wants.
-Anne Blankman, PRISONER OF NIGHT AND FOG
For her birthday, Lainey wants to go see the new Caleb Waters movie, Flyboys, with her friend Bianca. Caleb Waters is a soccer champion turned movie star, and both Lainey and Bee have idolized him forever.
- Paula Stokes, THE ART OF LAINEY
For her birthday, Becca would want the new Cynthia Swann bag (to paraphrase Cher from Clueless: "She like...a totally important designer.") or some other designer fashion merch. That's what she usually buys with her Break-Up Artist income.
- Philip Siegel, THE BREAK-UP ARTIST
For her birthday, Amber would be flabbergasted to have her best friend, Devon, and his brother, Will, take her on a road trip to Nashville. It'd get even better when she found out they'd figured out a way to get her on to the empty stage of the Grand Ole Opry so she could see what it would be like to sing there.
- Jaye Robin Brown, NO PLACE TO FALL
For my MC's next birthday, she would love to have found a way off of Earth--preferably to a planet that still has air and water.
-Kristi Helvig, BURN OUT
After Chase is gone, Alex only wishes for no more birthdays.
- A. Lynden Rolland, OF BREAKABLE THINGS
Happy birthday again Amy!! Hope you get your wish! (and i totally feel your pain. My kid's new favorite word is stupid--which isn't THAT bad, as far as bad words go, except when it goes like this, "Mommy. you're STUPID." then thwack, I get smacked by something. Ah, the joys.)
ReplyDeleteI could probably spew out a string of curse words and my kids wouldn't blink. But I say stupid or hate, and my five year old tells me to go to timeout. I guess it's a good thing they don't know those other words and consider the mild ones to be "timeout worthy"! #mommyproblems
DeleteHappy birthday, Amy!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Anne!! I spoke to a group of students early in the week, and one of them brought up Night by Elie Wiesel - the Anne Frank, so of course I brought up Prisoner of Night and Fog, and their mouths fell open (in a good way)
DeleteI love this Amy! Great job! :D Hope your birthday is awesome and you don't have to be a big mean mommy and kick any monkey butts today..;)
ReplyDeleteSo cuuuuute! Happy birthday, Amy!
ReplyDeleteMonkey's or otherwise, butts are fun!!!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday, lovely!