*extreme hyperventilation in progress*
Someone please get me a paper bag to breathe into before I pass out!
Someone please get me a paper bag to breathe into before I pass out!
IT’S!
IT'S!
NATALIE WHIPPLE!!
YESITBLOODYWELLIS!
Ohmigosh. Where’s that house elf with my smelling salts?
OK, sure, you probably already follow her blog. You probably
already follow her on Twitter. You probably already pre-ordered Transparent, which just happens to be
out TODAY. But you don’t know how she’ll
answer these hard-hitting questions about candy. READ ON and prepare for the shock
and awe, my friends!
It's rectangular and has three
hundred and...wait, that's not what you meant, huh. Oh fine, TRANSPARENT is
about an invisible girl who runs away from her mob boss father in search of a
normal life instead of crime. When you're the only one of your kind, even an
invisible girl can't hide forever.
2) What scene in your book do you LOVE the most?
Well, the scene I love the most is a
massive spoiler, so I will tell you the scene I love second best. It takes place
in a Taco Bell. There is a burrito-eating contest, awkward conversations,
intense competition, confusing crushes, and new understanding. I know, who knew
so much awesome could happen at a Taco Bell?
3) If you had to pick a character
you LOVE (and not your own!), who would you pick and why?
Cricket Bell from LOLA AND THE BOY
NEXT DOOR by Stephanie Perkins. I don't even have to think twice about that.
Seriously, he is my one true fictional crush. Cricket is pretty much everything
I would have crushed on as a teen (and even now if it weren't so creepy
old-lady stalker)—the pants and the tallness and the hair and the weird hobbies
and the EVERYTHING. I always tell people they can have Étienne (from ANNA AND
THE FRENCH KISS) but Cricket is MINE BACK OFF LADIES.
4) What's the craziest/most
memorable valentine you've ever received?
A water heater. No joke. One cold
winter morning I walked out my front door to go to school and there was a beat
up water heater on my porch. It had a poster taped to it that said, "Dear
Natalie, Here's a water heater. Will you go to the Valentine's Dance with
me?"
It was freaking awesome, and of course I said yes! Because, hello, a WATER HEATER.
It was freaking awesome, and of course I said yes! Because, hello, a WATER HEATER.
5) If you were a Brach's Heart, what
phrase would be written on you?
"Don't touch me. I'm
prickly." I've never been much for lovey dovey stuff...and I really do
have a giant personal bubble.
6) The all-important choice: flowers or candy?
Candy, duh. Dark chocolate. All the
dark chocolate.
Thank you so much, Natalie!
Well, what are you all waiting for? Go! Go to the bookstore now and get TRANSPARENT!
Thank you so much, Natalie!
Well, what are you all waiting for? Go! Go to the bookstore now and get TRANSPARENT!
I think my favorite answer is always what people would put on their Brach's hearts. It's so interesting and all authors are different!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to read this one. I actually hadn't seen the premise and it sounds very fun.
I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!
ReplyDeleteseriously guys, BUY IT! it's so unique in all the best ways, and fiona is fantastic.
YAY NATALIE!!
I've been dying to read this book FOREVER. So now I'm stalking, er, watching for the UPS dude like a crazy person!:)
ReplyDeleteSo excited for you Natalie! Thanks for hanging out with the Valentines! *sends dark chocolate and poster of Cricket* :)
Congratulations, Natalie! I remember your blog post from a few years back about rejection and being so close to getting pubbed - truly inspiring to follow your journey to publication!! TRANSPARENT sounds so cool, I'm going to snap this one right up!
ReplyDeleteA water heater??? Points for a creative Valentine! Congratulations on your release...I can't wait to get my copy!
ReplyDeleteI love Etienne, but he's short... Cricket is dang awesome. Nice choice. And I'd have to add a certain someone from TRANSPARENT isn't too shabby, either... :) :) Congrats on the awesome release party last night!
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